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“Mummy can I have a bubble bath next time” Nkechi asked “Sure sweetheart, but its best we do that in evening instead of morning, ok.” “Ok, mummy.” “Come closer so I can put lotion on your body.” “Now go put on your panties.” “Nkechi! Why are your panties still hanging around your thighs? Do I […]
July 19, 2012
How to worship the Nigerian god | Daily Times Nigeria. The Nigerian god is one. It may have many different manifestations, but it is essentially different sides of the same coin. Sometimes, adherents of the different sides may fight and kill each other. But Nigerians essentially follow the Nigerian god. This article is for all […]
April 29, 2012
My name is liquor I embrace all with vigour I make all equal Putting them in a stupor Brave men I make Where angels fear they thread Their payday always my take I am liquor Who says I’m not a god All stand equal before my throne Before me you can neither stand straight nor […]
April 29, 2012
Short, skint, everyone knows I drink On my breath kaikai stinks Who needs fragrance? I simply reek of kaikai stink. I see pretty women Why not get laid All I get is a drunken maid Who isn’t getting paid Her Oga has gone to jail 419 has failed. Spent all night humping Bodies bumping Come […]
April 29, 2012
Whinge Whine Stumble I’m Blind Drunk On Cheap Wine Without A Kobo A Foolish Soldier Saw Me And Flogged Me With Koboko Yéépá! The bloody soldier’s Koboko tore through my Sokoto My Body Is Now Full Of Koboko I’m Pulling On My Torn Sokoto My Wife Saw Me She Laughed Knowing I was Stone Broke […]
April 29, 2012
They call me magic stick because I perform tricks I can stand erect like a flagpole out in the cold Shunned by a simple hole, but still whole Lay sideways obedient, like a log of wood Waiting for my boss to call Or play dead like a limp dick After a marathon kip Sometimes I […]
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