Drunken Stupor

Posted on April 29, 2012

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Whinge
Whine
Stumble
I’m
Blind
Drunk
On
Cheap
Wine
Without
A
Kobo
A
Foolish
Soldier
Saw
Me
And
Flogged
Me
With
Koboko
Yéépá!
The
bloody
soldier’s
Koboko
tore
through
my
Sokoto
My
Body
Is
Now
Full
Of
Koboko
I’m
Pulling
On
My
Torn
Sokoto
My
Wife
Saw
Me
She
Laughed
Knowing
I
was
Stone
Broke
She
Left
Me
For
Sokoto!
Woe
is
me
I
Just
spent
Our
Last
Money
On
Drink
And
Lotto!

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