Call Me Liquor, I’m a god!

Posted on April 29, 2012


My name is liquor
I embrace all with vigour
I make all equal
Putting them in a stupor
Brave men I make
Where angels fear they thread
Their payday always my take

I am liquor
Who says I’m not a god
All stand equal before my throne
Before me you can neither stand straight nor hold your pace
How dare you not bow
Bow you must!
You cannot stand straight at my golden gate
I treasure your wallets
Measure your pockets
My gift to you is a big gut
And the company of a slut
What a rut!
To wake up and find yourself sleeping in a golden puddle!

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