Kaikai Sting

Posted on April 29, 2012


Short, skint, everyone knows I drink
On my breath kaikai stinks
Who needs fragrance?
I simply reek of kaikai stink.
I see pretty women
Why not get laid
All I get is a drunken maid
Who isn’t getting paid
Her Oga has gone to jail
419 has failed.
Spent all night humping
Bodies bumping
Come morning my head thumping
My thing twitching and itching
Is this gonorrhea I’m thinking?
What can a man do?
This is freaky!
When I wee it pains me
A visit to the Doctor
Makes me feel shitty
I look at my life
And think… what a pity!

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